Are you my mother?

"No, I am not your mother," said the duck to the squirrel monkey.

Orphaned squirrel monkey Loki clings to his toy duck at Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia, Thursday, Jan. 19, 2006. Loki, who lost his mother shortly after birth eight weeks ago, has been hand raised by zoo staff and will be introduced to the rest of the Squirrel Monkeys once he is weaned and learns to regulate his body temperature. (AP Photo/Paul Miller)



"Well, in that case, can you help me out? I don't wanna buy it, just wanna rent it for a minute or two."



"Aahh, that's better," sighed Loki, sucking his thumb while lying in repose. "You don't mind if I hang for a while."