Friday Funny

Breaking News:
This just in . . .

Today, the government announced that it is changing its seal from the EAGLE to a CONDOM as a more accurate reflection of its changing role.

Like the government, a condom:
allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and provides you with a sense of security while being screwed.

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Thanks to Desiree for the joke.